Remix !!

Pre-script: The following is a telephone exchange between Subramaniam kuppusami , a tourist in Thailand and 'Just bake' cake shop receptionist for a birthday cake, Subramaniam is a south Indian and shop receptionist Hennzy is a Thai.

"I waant to worder a cake" - Subramaniam Kuppusami said from the other side.
" Hiu whan da cake fo budde? " - Hennzy responded.
" es..birthday cake "
" Ok, Hiu whan saamti tobee ritin on da cake?"
" es, please write my wife's name, Satyabhama.."
" Kudu speda nemfome saa, weema mek miste in spelin"
" siar,spell as 'yes' as shugyaar,'yea' as yepple ,'tee' as tyango,'wai' as ello ,'yea' as yepple ,'bee' as brawo ,'haich' as yennri,'yea' as yepple ,'yamm' as mike ,'yea' as yepple"
" ok sa, weez kala hiu whan sa?"- Hennzy noted on a paper and said.
"ello please"
"Ok sa.. so, happy baddeto Shatabama' rye ? Hiu whan henitin mo tobee ritin?"
" es, 'with laau raagu' spell as aar,yea,gee,haich,yu."
" tenjewberrymuds fo colin 'jass be', cake wibbi onya dooste widi an aar"
" tank you"
" Hiu aar weekam "