Sunday, July 6, 2008

Epitome of sin...

I feel beautiful..Have you ever tried to feel? sleeping under a warm blanket and listening to the sound of the rain that creating a music outside in a constant scale. Just woke up very early in the morning standing at the corner of the terrece.. feeling the cool breeze with your arms wide open.. sitting at the hill top rock your legs are hanging talking with the stars and sipping your favorite beer.. found an old picture in a old file when you were searching for an important document.. The feelings, the Kodak moments you kept in your memory just money can't buy...

Hmmm…chalo aaj ke liye bohot huwa kal try karonga -I shut down my laptop and got ready for the Yogi’s party.

Yogender Bedi was my Manager. Office mein Boss aur bahar we were friends. He was the coolest manager I have ever encountered. He was 4-5 years older than me. He was throwing a party at night at his residence after the farewell at office. He had a nice offer from a US company.

I reached very late at his house as there were auto rickshaw problem that day and were seen very less at the street. By the time I reached my other colleagues were high with the tequila shots and fine Scottish whisky. I took some shots and was feeling the wave.
Charlie was total out that day…puked 2-3 times.

We winded up everything at 1, Yogi had to drop Charlie.
Bangalore was sleeping that time. There was a theater near to Yogi’s place. I went there hoping would get an auto and there was a bus stoppage also. I thought if I don’t get rickshaw definitely will get bus. That theater was showing a adult movie I looked at the poster pyasi sheela part 2 .the crowd I found surroundings was a bit abnormal as comparison..

Hogo alle gaadi ide... hogo – a person dressed like a cop told me to board on a 407 traveler bus.
Hey man real cop.. enn sir.. enn aitu? what did I do sir?
English nalli mathadthane..chal chal gadi mein beth…tum log hi Bangalore naam kharab karta -he pushed me into that bus.
I was wondering what was happening. Then I saw 5-6 constables pushing 20-30 people from the theater. I was the first one who was in the bus within 2-3 minutes the bus was full.

Hum kaha ja rahe hai sir?
Police station da, galiza galiza picture dekhta tum aa?- the policeman gave a nice sarcastic smile.

Later I came to know the cops raided that theater and arrested who were inside and watching pyasi sheela and those who were searching tuktuks at that bus stop.
I dialed” Hello Yogi…m stuck man.where are you?.. I explained him..

Thank god Yogi came at the right moment and signed on couple of papers ..The circle inspector bailed me after giving a long lecture..starting from responsible citizen to sexuality,society,crime and every possible topics.

So, how was the Pyasi Sheela part 2??Ha ha ha… you should have told me man. I know a DVD library and that fellow got nice collection… He started the car to drop me home.
Come on Yogi .. I went inside the theater compound to light a fag.. and that paanwalla was saying “picture super hit hai sir..maine char bar dekha”
We really laughed out loud.

25 comments:

The Solitary Writer. said...

hehehe

yeah it must be embaressing to get caught when u have not done any thing wrong...hope u reached ur frnds at time haan

btw how was pyasi sheela :p hehehehe


that question must have annoyed u very much naa

aftrall frnd hi toh hai

nice post brother

varuna said...

most of it is in hindi :) :).. achcha hai... pehley baar aisa kuch dekha hai ham blogger mein!!!! dhanyavaadh!!

saif said...

pyaasi sheela..sounds weird..

The Solitary Writer. said...

hey i guess pyasi sheela is some porn movie :p

Hashan Hazarika said...

yeah guys its a adult one(A) ...
@ varuna
I can't forget those punches,so dint try to translate to english..

deepak said...

good post buddy....
see mine...
www.tales-oflife.blogspot.com

Aravind said...

You the same guy who topped Cricxchange some time ago?

Hashan Hazarika said...

Nope..if ur talking about cricxchange.com..

Dan* said...

so u didnt go to jail :D

very nice :)

Vipul said...

nice post buddy.. hindi english ka combo works here...

Sandeep Balan said...

pyaasi sheela...he he..good one!!

Tarun said...

nice post re..!

Sushant said...

Oh its scary to be rounded up by police. In the end it turned out to be funny but I will surely a lesson or two from the incident.

•sowmya• said...

i have become a regular visitor to ur blog... ur posts have the humor they need to...

good one here... pyaasi sheela hilarious... hahaha..!

pushkalAn&' pattabhiraman said...

hilarious indeed!

Tarun said...

nice post

Gagan said...

very interesting post !!

RINZU SUSAN RAJAN said...

pyaasi sheela...

omg...!!!

well nice presentation...!!!

:)

immortal said...

If I hear the name sheela,it recalls your post..heh heh..u made her immortal.
really nice one.
keep posting :)

jeelu said...

He he he he he he.............. i can just imagine you being caught for that..........he he he he can't stop laughing hashan...............
yeh kab hua..........................

Ranjeet Kr. Vimal said...

man..Bangalore is treating you nicely ..carry on... :P

chintu said...

man wat were u thinking!!!.....lol

aninda said...

loved your work .. u have a flow with words n how well u express urself ...intresting read ...

Dr. Internet said...

Keep posting!

BK said...

ur posts r humourous as always...
u narrated the story so well... :)

PS. (whisper) do let me know wen they screen pyasi sheela again ;)

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